You know, I just spent 20 minutes trying to find you the episode this came from (Mr Hankey’s Christmas Classics). But I have run out of time and must sash to Brighton. I AM SORRY!

— By Akira The Don on Monday, December 21st, 2009

— By Akira The Don on Monday, December 21st, 2009

— By Akira The Don on Monday, December 21st, 2009

You know, some actually told me that Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs was better than Up!

Well, I just watched it.

And that is a ludicrious statement.

However, what Cloudy… lacks in charm, wit, style and class, it makes up for in GIANT PUCKERING ASSHOLES going to war with UDDERS.

Which is lucky.

— By Akira The Don on Sunday, December 20th, 2009

OMFG you guys! Look what leaked!!!!

God save the internets.

— Saturday, December 19th, 2009

No, this is not at all Christmassy, but this is an absolute GIFT, and I gotta give huge props to superstar artiste Dr Cameron Stewart who pointed me in the direction of it via the magic of Twidder.

What this is, unbeliever, is an 70 minute long review of Star Wars 1, The Phantom Menace. NO COME BACK!

OK. Imagine RA The Rugged Man and Harvey Pekar made a movie that pretended to be a 70 minute review of Star Wars Episode 1 The Phantom Menace. That sound better?

OK. get in. Serious. It’s awesome.

“Part two now focuses on the second biggest problem with the Phantom Menace, the story. The mystery plot lacking direction and emotional involvement was really the other big problem. No tension, no drama, no stakes. Characters aimlessly follow along the events.”

“Paaaaaart 3. Shit just got real.”

Part 4:

“Part 5 focuses on the real “Phantom Menace” which is Qui-gon Jinn. His character makes no sense as do his actions. I also focus on Anakin Skywalker and how that character sucks too.”

Part 6: “Things that don’t make sense at the ending and an analysis of light saber duels”

Part 7:

— By Akira The Don on Saturday, December 19th, 2009