Goddamn it, I’m getting that S.A.D. thing pretty bad, just like always. I wanna hibernate. I need to snap the hell out of it and man up. There is too much to do. I need to think of all the hibernating I’m gonna be doing soon enough, when my ass is dead as New Grave. Or New Rave, for that matter. Or the “v” on my keyboard. What the funk happened to that? Who’s been pouring booze on my desk?
Sheee-it. What the hell is the world coming too? They invent Superman’s nudeyvision, and what do they do with it? Give it to needy teenagers? NO! Give it to well-dressed vigilantes? NO! They give it to airport security, so’s they can stare at my BALLS! Dick move, nudeyvsion makers. Fie on them! What twisted gibberish is this? If I got my balls out at an airport they’d probably shoot me, in the name of public safety, what with my balls being so goshdang awesome, and I don’t know if I could rightfully blame them. So what’s with his creepy ball-spying? Ball-spying is fucked the fuck up… but old-lady-titty spying is even worse. How dare you make my nan feel weird on her holidays, you stinking creepazoids? Death to your shitty ideas! May your testicles sprout wings and fly away!
I don’t know. Men. (I’ll bet my coffee it was men. Idiots.)
In other news, I’ll take Rudebox over Bodies anyday, but the latter is growing on me. But y’all know I grooved on Rudebox, that was my joint right there.
Rah then. The Zombie Movie is edited and being coloured RIGHT NOW! I’m off to Joey’s to dub it in a minute. Yeah, I said it. Anyway. We want somewhere to show it and have a little party and stuff on it’s release date, October 31st, but in the rush of making the thing, forgot to book anywhere. Anyone got any ideas?
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Tags: airport, airports, assholes, bodies, Dick, dick move, nudeyvision, relative merits, rudebox, s wine, security tools, superman, x-ray vision
As ridiculous as it sounds, I have one of those happy lights for my S A D
Also: ‘destroyed right away’ or ‘winds up on the internets by disgruntled employee’ is a very fine line.
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October 14th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
camden head?
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October 14th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
…you wanna venue to screen a zombie film on Halloween? Surely we gotta hole up in the local community center, preferably with a gun shop nearby. Catford springs to mind…
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October 14th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
If you wrote FUCK YOU! In permanent marker or masking tape, do you think it would show up on the nudeyvision? could we have fun with this new security measure? Or would they just have the last laugh and detain me for hours, prodding Mr Stinky?
Think I can guess what would happen.
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October 14th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
…of course, now the ‘bad guys’ can hide bombs within their very beings, it kinda makes this technology redundant whilst still upon the launch pad. Though the ability to see through peoples clothes should never be underestimated as a source of constant shock and awe…
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October 14th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
hey if you fancy sat oct 24 got a venue for you in Paris; like a pre-pre screening; mind you it is aparty for my wedding another horror story hahaha; let me know on this thread – i am serious!
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October 15th, 2009 at 11:36 pm