Stop Helping The Daily Mail
Damn, why is everybody so surprised that The Daily Mail printed a horrible article about how it was Stephen Gately’s fault he died ‘cos he was an evil commie drug munching homo or something? It’s what they do! I’d have been most surprised had they not ran an article about how it was Stephen Gately’s fault he died ‘cos he was an evil commie drug munching homo or something.
Come now. And really, all this frantic re-tweeting and posting on Facebook, how is that helping? The Daily Mail is but a shoddy old newsrag. The people who buy it will be dead soon, and then it won’t matter… unless it gets a sizable internet readership, which will only happen if people share its articles with their friends and… do you see where I’m going here? STOP SHARING DAILY MAIL ARTICLES! You are helping them! You are Spreading The Hate! Don’t Spread The Hate! Laugh at the hate, chuckle – ah ha ha! – but please don’t spread it around as if it were peanut butter and jam and the internet was a great big sandwich and your people were starving.
Wanna know what happens in those sorts of instances?
Yeah.
That happens. Do you want that to happen? NO. That’s right. So stop it. Thank you.
EDIT: For those outside the UK, The Daily Mail is a tabloid newspaper with a cartoonish right wing agenda. Oooh.
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I don’t even know what the Daily Mail is…
So… Yeah…
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October 16th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
…about time someone stood up against the Nazi’s.
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October 16th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
So, in other words, it’s the British literary equivalent of Fox News? Brilliant.
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Akira The Don reply on October 16th, 2009 2:10 pm:
Yeah kinda, but a bit more prissy…
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MalariaMan reply on October 17th, 2009 7:54 am:
Huh. What does that make the Onion then? The editorial equivelent of a Hunter S. Thompson ether episode? Just a thought.
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October 16th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
This is why I don’t like jam.
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October 16th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
so absurdly true. the Daily Mail is homophobic? really? see, cuz till now, i thought they were a bastion of progressive ideals. thank god Charlie Brooker’s about to enlighten me. :rolleyes:
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October 16th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
the only redeeming features of the newspaper are six daily sudoku’s
(I’ve never apid for mail, so I don’t mind taking advantage of the daily puzzle page!)
=]
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October 16th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
…i don’t like bloody mice that gleefully steal one of my roller skates, just to put me through an absurd series of frustratingly spurious tasks for months on end to retrieve it only so they can steal the fucking thing again the very next night! But that’s another story….
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October 18th, 2009 at 3:20 am