I forgot he was talking all that smack at the beginning. Cussing another man’s hoes?! He deserved a damn sight more than he gets at 03:27.

If you’ve read the excellent Goodnight Jim Bob: On the Road with Carter USM , like wot I have, you’ll be aware that that was all Marky Mark Whalberg and His Funky Bunch’s fault, for commandeering the bogs backstage at the Smash Hits awards! Swine!

• WATCH: Big Boi On The Martha Stewart Show
• Limbo
• CNN Covers Swine World Muder Program With Relatively Straight Face Shocker
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• Between rock and a harder place…
• LISTEN: Big Narstie – When Are We Linking

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