I No Longer Smoke

So, did you cop Martin Carr’s album? what did you think? Hmm?
Well. I liked it anyway. My girl’s playing it in the next room. It’s quite depressing actually. But then, I am emotional right now. It has been an emotional weekend. Not helped by the fact that I haven’t smoked a fag since Friday. It has been very hard. Do you know how hard? Perhaps you do. It makes no sense, really it doesn’t. My brain will start to play tricks on me, mocking me, saying things like, “what are you going to do now? How are you going to have fun now?” And I think, “crap, what am I going to do How am I going to have fun?”
Which is all a great big fat madness. I never had fun smoking fags. It was something I did while I was having fun. Or not having fun. It was punctuation – wake up, have a fag. Do some work, have a fag. Wait for a train, have a fag. Get off a train, have a fag. Eat food, have a fag. And so on. Often now i don’t know what to do with myself, but I am relearning, I suppose. It had to happen, anyway. I was wheezing, softly, like a crippled little piece of chalk, dragging itself home after a bloody night on the tiles.
Anyway. Here’s a news story.
Criminal charges against WHO,UN & big Pharma for Bioterrorism & Intent to Commit Mass Murder.
As the anticipated July release date for Baxter’s A/H1N1 flu pandemic vaccine approaches, an Austrian investigative journalist is warning the world that the greatest crime in the history of humanity is underway.
Jane Burgermeister has recently filed criminal charges with the FBI against the World Health Organization (WHO), the United Nations (UN), and several of the highest ranking government and corporate officials concerning bioterrorism and attempts to commit mass murder. She has also prepared an injunction against forced vaccination which is being filed in America. These actions follow her charges filed in April against Baxter AG and Avir Green Hills Biotechnology of Austria for producing contaminated bird flu vaccine, alleging this was a deliberate act to cause and profit from a pandemic.
In her charges, Burgermeister presents evidence of acts of bioterrorism that is in violation of U.S. law by a group operating within the U.S. under the direction of international bankers who control the Federal Reserve, as well as WHO, UN and NATO. This bioterrorism is for the purpose of carrying out a mass genocide against the U.S. population by use of a genetically engineered flu pandemic virus with the intent of causing death. This group has annexed high government offices in the U.S.
Specifically, evidence is presented that the defendants, Barack Obama, President of the U.S, David Nabarro, UN System Coordinator for Influenza, Margaret Chan, Director-General of WHO, Kathleen Sibelius, Secretary of Department of Health and Human Services, Janet Napolitano, Secretary of Department of Homeland Security, David de Rotschild, banker, David Rockefeller, banker, George Soros, banker, Werner Faymann, Chancellor of Austria, and Alois Stoger, Austrian Health Minister, among others, are part of this international corporate criminal syndicate which has developed, produced, stockpiled and employed biological weapons to eliminate the population of the U.S. and other countries for financial and political gain.
The charges contend that these defendants conspired with each other and others to devise, fund and participate in the final phase of the implementation of a covert international bioweapons program involving the pharmaceutical companies Baxter and Novartis. They did this by bioengineering and then releasing lethal biological agents, specifically the “bird flu” virus and the “swine flu virus” in order to have a pretext to implement a forced mass vaccination program which would be the means of administering a toxic biological agent to cause death and injury to the people of the U.S. This action is in direct violation of the Biological Weapons Anti-terrorism Act.
Burgermeister’s charges include evidence that Baxter AG, Austrian subsidiary of Baxter International, deliberately sent out 72 kilos of live bird flu virus, supplied by the WHO in the winter of 2009 to 16 laboratories in four counties. She claims this evidence offers clear proof that the pharmaceutical companies and international government agencies themselves are actively engaged in producing, developing, manufacturing and distributing biological agents classified as the most deadly bioweapons on earth in order to trigger a pandemic and cause mass death.
Read the rest of that article here. Whether you believe our glorious leaders are conspiring to kill us or not (and for the record, I would imagine they are, given they’ve been publicly demanding a global population reduction since the late 60s, and anyway, seriously, just look at them), they’re certainly making a fucking deficit of cash out of all this hooplah. Britain alone has 130 million doses on order! Cha-CHING!
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Tags: austria, baxter, bioterrorism, court case, criminal charges, fuckery, giving upp smoking, Jane Burgermeister, Martin Carr, rummy flu, smoking, swine fly





Just when life is going so well for a change you have to point out some terrifying conspiracy shit for me to worry about. Thanks a lot. :p
Perhaps not the best recommendation in light of the pharmaceutical funtime you present here, but if you are looking to quit smoking straight-up there is a new prescription drug on the market called Champix that you might want to look into. It’s quite the miracle worker – my girl’s tried to quit smoking numerous times with no success at all, but it helped her stop cold turkey-style and she’s been smoke-free for almost a year now, with no cravings – in fact, smoking (cigarettes at least) is gross to her. Just a thought! Pax mate.
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July 14th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
Well done for the not smoking, hope you can keep it up, I know I’ve tried many times and always gone back to the nasty (lovely, lovely, lovely) buggers!
Just pre-ordered my sneakers, when do you reckon they’ll be in production then, you know what an impatient git I am!
PS. Did you get the email about tiny tees?
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July 14th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Stay strong Brother Adam!
The tobacco companies are licenced drug pushers. Just think of all the moolah you will save. You could walk around looking classy with a biro hanging out of your mouth in a cool ass smoking jacket, it may take your mind of the nicotine to look like some badass Noel Coward mofo.
Haven’t got the good bravecaptain’s album yet…I will have to wait til payday…bummer.
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July 14th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Whens LP2 =) summers half over =) I NEED to hear I dont own a tv all the way through
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July 14th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
order some blackberry leaf off http://www.jaynemilner.com, it’s a nice smoke!!!!! Just for emergencies (spliffs) I have been known to use herbal teabags, but I’ve now completely stopped ALL smoking cos it was fucking my little lungs up big-time, and I feel all the better for it now I’m just on the hash coffees again
(instructions, melt your hash in a teaspoon in a little sesame or coconut oil for preference (high burning-point) although butter will do…stir into your fresh coffee or whatever else…some friends think dissolving the hash in alcohol is better…)
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July 15th, 2009 at 10:55 am