Batman And Robin: WO

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That new Batman & Robin by Grant Morrison and Frank Quietly?

That shit is wo.

Am I writing this the way it sounds? Cos the way it sounds (and I said it out loud about fifteen times reading the thing) might have more “w” in it than that.

Like,

Wwo.

Nah, that doesn’t get it.

Really it sounds like,

Woe

But that means something else and I don’t want you to get it fucked up.

WOA.

Problem is, that implies an “ah”.

Aint no “ah.”

Just,

w

And

O

Like,

wO.

Fuck it.

Like this:


Goddit?

OK. We’re on the same page.

Like Batmand and Robin and fuckin TOAD.

See that?

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WO.

Basically, there’s a new Batman and Robin. New Batman is old Robin, Dick Grayson (kind of a douche), and new Robin is Batman’s test-tube grown son, bastard brat-genius Damian Wayne. The new dynamic is ace.Oh, and there’s a new Batmobile (yeah, they built a better one) that fuckin’ flies.

PLUS! There’s a new villain.

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That guy. He’s called Pyg (as mentioned in Batman 666). He’s like a cross between Jack Nicholson’s Joker and something out of Itchy The Killer. I had a nightmare about him last night. He chased me around Beaumaris and chopped my eyeballs out of my head with a potato peeler. True story.

That is powerful comics, bubba. Like,

WO.

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8 Responses to “Batman And Robin: WO”

  • Whoa?

    That’s more like stopping horses though. Maybe there should be a special symbol or emoticon that signifies WO.

    Eg: §

    Point well made anyway, however you spell it.

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  • Queenie
  • I have to agree, I have waited so long for Batman to be this good again, and its strange it took Bruce Wayne to cop it before it got this good!

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  • Doktor Gonzo
  • What’s happened to Tim Drake?

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    AK reply on June 7th, 2009 3:53 am:

    Dunno. I coulnd’t be arsed to read battle For The Cowl. Actually, i remember reading something about a “Red Robin…” § is fresh. I’m gonna think of something to do with it…

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    James reply on June 7th, 2009 4:14 am:

    I’m gonna have to read Battle for the Cowl then… always liked Tim as Robin.

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  • James
  • Black Rob spelling= Woah

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBMgP3NIpmM

    Still a banger.

    [Reply]

  • jack
  • Now I check it, half of the internet spells it “Whoa”.

    [Reply]

  • jack
  • pete

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