Nuts!
I think I developed a nut allergy yesterday. It seemed that way, anyway. I was eating some nuts, then suddenly my face started itching real bad, like, and my right eye exploded, a big, red, wet sop of a thing. Today I am still somewhat itchy. Pah! This sucks balls, I am telling you straight. I have been a lover of nuts all my life, and you can leave your crap jokes at the door, this ain’t funny bubba!
The problem I have now is working out which nut it was that set me off. The bag was mixed after all. Why, there were Brazil nuts, walnuts, peanuts, hazel nuts, pecan nuts, almonds… crap! And is it a case of not even being able to touch them? The packet’s still on my desk, with one nut in it, winking at me. I am kind of scared of it. I had a date one time, wherein this girl came round my house, with a nut allergy. Her face blew the fuck up on impact with my living room. Wade had had a peanut butter sandwich in there eight hours previously. How lame is that? I have always felt terrible for nut allergic types, especially since peanut butter sandwiches are God’s way of saying he loves lunch.
Ah well. In other news, your entries for the remix competition are sounding effing brilliant. At thus rate the remix project is gonna crap over everything I’ve done to date. Hot dang!
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Tags: allergies, meaness, nuts, pah, rash, red eyes, remix, too much sleep, wah
one of my oldest friends couldn’t even touch a peanut without being hospitalized. shit was scary. It’s amazing he even made it into highschool.
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October 13th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
Too bad mate!
What about coconuts ?
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October 13th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
Developing allergies is gay as. I found out I had a Pineapple allergy a couple of years back. I fucking love Pineapples too. Rarseclaart!
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October 14th, 2008 at 12:20 am
Dude I’ve been allergic (or aware of my allergy to) to nuts half my life. Get that shit tested!
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October 14th, 2008 at 1:02 am
I love coconuts!
What happens when you eat pineapples?!
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October 14th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
That sucks George, my comiserations…
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October 14th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
It’s not too bad. My throat goes raw, I get dizzy and my ears start pounding. I’ve seen some people’s allergies do a lot worse.
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October 14th, 2008 at 7:19 pm
Mary has to carry round an epi pen, I keep trying to sneak nuts into her food so I can stick into her and save the day.
I need the attention.
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October 14th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
Fucking hell, the same thing happened to me just last week. I broke out in a rash all over legs and torso for a few days.
I nearly scratched my dander off.
I think maybe I’m allergic to people or squirrels or American elections.
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October 14th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
Coconut’s a fruit!
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October 15th, 2008 at 12:23 am