Thassit, I’m Getting A Haircut
Hairwoman before, and after. She said she decided to grow her wig at art school. Let that be a warning to you.
Damn.
I was so groved-out by this story that I have resolved to get my shit shorn. Forthwith.
LINK: A grandmother from Kent who has not visited a hairdresser since she was at school has grown her hair to 5ft 7in (1.68m).
Damnation! That is longer than me! Hell, it’s longer than her. What is the point in having hair you trip over? Plus, hair is dead. How grove is that? 5 foot plus of DIRTY OLE DEAD STUFF hanging off of your head. Shit, within thirty seconds the mad ole sod informs us, “twice a year I do shampoo it.” Twice a year?! I am horrified! I have a ball of sick lurching about in my gut!
And yes, I know there are multiple wars on, but still.
- Marvin’s That One Time TV
- Fuckin BOSS.
- ATD6 - The Christmas Mixtape
- POWER
- Boxing Day.
- Hugs = Detention
Tags: 5' 7", grove street, hairwoman, long hair
The war on hippies is as real as any of them. You god damn hippy!
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August 12th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Eeeeeeeew. The only thing worse than the hair people are the fingernail people. That shit freaks me the fuck out.
I’m extra happy now that I lopped off a few inches of my hair the other day.
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August 12th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
you’re so wrong! that woudl be awesome. You could plait it all and use it as a whip for fighting people with.
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August 12th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
and that’s EXACTLY what she does with it too. AWESOME.
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August 12th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
I saw her fight NO ONE!
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August 12th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
She could whip your ass with that hair.
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August 12th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Dude, shit’s grim
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August 12th, 2008 at 6:50 pm
You going for the whole Yul Grinner or just the dead ends off sir?
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August 12th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
VE SHALL SEE!
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August 13th, 2008 at 10:31 am
Dude just dont let it get that long and wash it. You have lush locks man!
Nothing wrong with a trim though.
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August 13th, 2008 at 11:43 am
I think this is another, though minor, case of the synchronicity. I cut my hair on Friday. Big Brother had a hair cutting task on Sunday. You posted this on Tuesday.
As for hair battles, even when I had really long hair, it never served as a quality weapon. Since most people around me had guns, a smack with a ponytail wasn’t going to do much.
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August 13th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
*falls off chair
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August 13th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
If you tie razorblades into the plaits…
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August 13th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Somehow I feel I’d end up hurting myself more than anyone else. It’s like how I get injured when I go bowling; shouldn’t happen, but always does.
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August 13th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
instead of using it to fight u could hide stuff to fight with in it then.
the police aren’t gonna search your hair for anything are they? i honestly dont remember.
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August 13th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
*falls off chair again
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August 13th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
You should consider investing in some sort of office chair seatbelt, methinks.
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August 13th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Personally, I prefer an armchair. almost impossible to fall off of, and very comfortable. only downside is not being able to move around at your leisure, which is a problem unless you’re on carpet (stupid chairs with wheels don’t work on carpet).
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August 14th, 2008 at 11:40 am
oh rite the whole fall of chair thing.
i didnt get that last comment.
i thought wat does office chairs have to do wiht the lenght of someones hair.
thank you DJ CityScape
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August 14th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
can’t be worse than a perm.
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August 21st, 2008 at 8:45 pm