Marvin: Peaches Geldof Is A Stupid, Silly, Pointless, Scenester, Twurp

From Playlouder:

Bob “Mission Accomplished” Geldof’s unruly spawn ODd the other day, apparently. Brixton rapper Marvin is unimpressed. Check it:

“First thing’s first. Why is Peaches Geldoff on television? She has no talent, she has less than no talent, she is the worst presenter in TV history. Second, how stupid do you have to be to take class-a drugs when your mother was Paula Yates? I mean you have to be some new kind of spoiled rich kid stupid to do that. Third, how do you overdose Before 4:45PM? Overdosing on toast is difficult by 4:45PM, overdosing on a class-a substance? Are you drinking it? You silly little girl. She’s not Amy Winehouse, nobody in the real world gives two f*cks about her. Can we please remove her from public consciousness? Didn’t she start her career on a pedestal of some kind? I shouldn’t let such a stupid, silly, pointless, scenester, twurp annoy me but she really, really, really annoys me.

Bob, deal with the situation.”

CHURCH!

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5 Responses to “Marvin: Peaches Geldof Is A Stupid, Silly, Pointless, Scenester, Twurp”

  • Well said…It’s not even like she has an excuse…now if she would have got home and her boyfriend was hanging from the door frame, smurf blue with a belt round his neck and his dick in the other then air enough.

  • silentbob69
  • Ignore the above…too many typos to even joke, what i meant was

    Well said…It’s not even like she has an excuse…now if she would have got home and her boyfriend was hanging from the door frame, smurf blue with a belt round his neck and his dick in his hand then fair enough.

  • silentbob69
  • You know Hutchence had a broken arm and nose when they found him too?

    Kind of amazing, that. Dude must have been some kind of sadist gymnast, huh?

    @!

  • Akira The Don
  • Broken arm and nose???

    It was that fuckin’ do gooder Geldof!!!

  • silentbob69
  • thank fuck for that little rant

    Hate her she stole some pizza from me at a gig in the enterprisse lat year

    bitch!

  • Xandra

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