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George Jones, BNP: The New Face Of Rugby!

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As Londoners debate the results of their recent mayoral election, spare a thought for the inhabitants of Rugby: 14.6% of the local vote at their recent election went to this guy!

Yeah, that guy!

Guess who he was standing for?

NO!

It wasn’t the Green party!

It was the BNP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thassright!

Not only does dude look like he dines on newborns and wears too-tight frilly knickers, he supports a white on white breeding policy that ensures a bright-white future of freaks just like him! An island full of them! Forever!

Not only that, but, as mentioned, 14.6% of Rugby’s voting electorate want that too! More Rugbiers than want a Green future. Or a Liberal future. Fuck that shit! A massive 313 people in Rugby say this freak of nature represents them!

Wanna see the brilliant literature that tempted them away from the already far-right mainstream?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-check it out!

I know this cos my ole man sent me the Octopus album, and included this with it. He also included an explanitory note, after worrying that snooping postmen might take me, or him, for a Nazi. Sad times indeed!

— Monday, May 5th, 2008

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  • http://www.myspace.com/tipping_over_the_edge MalariaMan

    Hmmm… I wonder were Mutley is? hahah! Sure as the hell looks like Dick Dastardly. Seriously, if villians are gonna run in evil elections, shouldn’t you pick a name that sounds more formal than generic? Seriously! George Jones? Might as well have been John Smith.

  • Akira The Don

    RIP

  • Luke H

    Looks like a comic artist went and got a bit drunk and tried to sketch out him demons. I’d hate to have demons that ugly.

  • http://www.upstartweston.co.uk jen

    i can’t decide….

    does he look like a victorian wanted poster, with the crime being something like stolen grains??

    or is he pleased with the knot he tied around that lady there on the train tracks?

    i seriously didn’t know people actually looked like that anymore. at least in america, our bigots just look like normal people who just haven’t bathed for a few years.

  • Will

    Grimness. Congrats on yr appearance at the Gonz show, AK. Wish I'd seen it but was en France where Gonz appeared on one of their chat shows that always include a gorgeous woman, a louche philosopher and an ex-footballer. They go on for hours and talk sex, politics and the mores of the day. We need more of that over here. I digress. Justice "Stress" video: any comments?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOP0IECS2FY

  • Tego

    He wants to white on white breed with you.

  • John

    Damn! I was thinking of moving to Rugby… I hope he’s the only hairy peanut head in town, otherwise I’ll have to abandon that plan.

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