The Presidential Candidates On WWE
Whether you think they’re vying for position as the CEO of World Slavery Inc, the head position of the entertainment wing of Ye Olde Military Industrial Complex, or you actually think they want to lead their country into a brighter tomorrow (roffle), you must still not be able to watch this crazy bullshit without either
a: weeping
b: bustng a rib
c: dying inside
d: spontaneously combusting
I think I did the whole list, in succession.
“You can call me Hilrod?” “Do you smell what Barack is cookin’?” “McCainiacs?!”
What the fuck is going on people?
Thanks Mark for the heads up.
Tags: akira the don, barack obama, busting a rib, do you smell what barack is cookin, fuckery, hilary clinton, hildog, john mccain, mccainiacs, world slavery inc, wwe, wwe raw, ye ole military industrial complex, you can call em hildog
I saw that shit when it happened live. Must say I was bored, Monday thing. But really, how low have these people gone?
The onyl real saving grace was they didn’t actually wrestle. Stunt double clones. DAMN DID THEY LOOKED RIDICULOUS!
…except for Bill, he was actually Bill Clinton the man…
very, very bad day in politics…
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:39 pm
>:l This is bloody ridiculous…jeeze…
This is a terrible day for American politics…
April 23rd, 2008 at 5:25 pm
hilrod? lol we already call her hildog… i like ours better.
April 23rd, 2008 at 5:32 pm
every day is a terrible day for american politics!
April 23rd, 2008 at 5:47 pm
The only good thing that can come out of this is knowing that wrestling game publishers are going to release patches for their games to ‘re-enact’ these people fighting.
Heh!
Maybe that’s how politics should be …
Speaking of which, didn’t Akira mention something about wanting a system for his birthday?
What kind did he want? A 360?
April 23rd, 2008 at 6:41 pm
For the last couple of days I’ve just been randomly saying “Do you smell what Barack is cooking?”
April 23rd, 2008 at 6:43 pm
haha… that’s funny…
April 23rd, 2008 at 6:55 pm
he better be cooking me up a xbox with gta4 on it or he can go suck his mum, frankly.
April 23rd, 2008 at 7:35 pm
hilrod makes her sound like a big hust flannel wearinf canadian lesbo… you know the ones that look like realy ugly men.lol… and mccain still cant say obama’s fisrt name right.. oh well… and you think its a sad day for american politics you should try liveing here.. i with i didnt live in the states.
April 24th, 2008 at 12:21 am
I did laugh when I heard Barack do his joke. It really does annoy me though that the “once great” American political system has fallen apart.
April 24th, 2008 at 12:31 am
Haha… you know they leaked some gameplay of GTA 4. be real funny if maybe one of the missions is to assassinate a politcal figure for another political figure.
Might as well be…
-Hilmerly: I want you to take this bozo Carac out, preferable on route to his re-instatement rally.
-Nico: If I don’t?
-Milmerly: You sleep with me…
AGH! I think I just made myself chuck alittle. Off to the shitter…
April 24th, 2008 at 12:36 am
i keep asking everyone: whats the first thing your gonna do when you get gta4… personally imma steal a car, listen to talk radio, go driveby on some innocents (or possibly some illegal immagrants) get the cops on me and go all out in gta fashion… die lil piggies die =) then after a few hours of that, i might play the game ^^ in the meantime, The World Ends With You is another very very awesome game with a great soundtrack
April 24th, 2008 at 2:36 am
Technically, from the video, the first thing you do is… do you really want me to tell you?
GO LOOK IT UP YOURSELF!
But me? Really I just want to carjack a family of passengers in a SUV and drive them off a peer as I jump out… haha! Oh the screams… The Screams!
Am I a little demented?
April 24th, 2008 at 2:59 am
yeah, i like doing that too, but its even better when u get someone on the back of your bike and bail off it while your driving fast up some stairs LOLZ I SO CANT WAIT!
April 24th, 2008 at 3:02 am
HAHA that’s funny too. What system you got?
Akira wants a 360, maybe we can some people to pitch in money for him and ZEF.
April 24th, 2008 at 3:13 am
ill pitch - akira u should get a donation thing over paypal for it heh… only thing that sucks is the dollar is worth like half your money now… (hopefully my work visa to australia gets here soon)
April 24th, 2008 at 3:23 am
I thought maybe we could sent him one, but with the stupid PAL and NTSC differences, ain’t gonna happen.
Would be terrific to play him in the multiplayer though… 360… mmm. Capitolism smells plasticy…
I have a 360, what about you BloodRed, what system you got?
April 24th, 2008 at 3:42 am
360 names Charlie Fubar (theres a space) only play CoD4 online though… and ikaruga
sorry to post all this, i dont really have another way of responding lol… but yeah lets figure out how to get atd a 360…
April 24th, 2008 at 3:56 am
Good idea!
April 25th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
I live in New Jersey and I die a little more every day with the current political situation over head. I have no idead how it is in th UK with elections, but after a while you can’t even turn on the T.V.
My current plan is to hide under a pile of coats until the I actually can vote on the next president, and hopefully i won’t have a stroke from attack ads.
April 26th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Watch for mothballs dude…
April 28th, 2008 at 1:00 pm